Evan I think it’s time to cut the middleman and just let your daughter write your articles for you!

Congrats Patricia, love the podcast!

Ethan, maybe the Star Citizen guys could give them some deco hints?

Dell, this is exactly the kind of stuff Gawker Media used to rip on Grantland for.

Fuck yeah, look at that blatant disregard for vowels

Barry, this is great news for FINLANDDDD!

Barry... this is a GOOD DAY FOR FINLAND!

Lmao come on Iron Man’s Pants. Blompkamp has made ONE good movie. He wasn’t going to fix shit.

Patricia, have you considered a separate spin-off site on the Kotaku brand about pornography in video games? You seem to care more about it than anyone else on the network

Katharine, fun article but I blame YOU for me not reading the sentence under the first picture and staring at it for five minutes looking for a coke-nail.

I dunno Alex, my keyboard sounds like crushed up potato chips when I type.

Patricia, I hate to break it to you but I figured out how to delete my friend’s game years ago!

My bad, I thought a hot wheels car jammed in the throat was choking.

Agreed, but we can’t discount something like this just because it’s not going quite as far as we’d like YeaSurre.

Were you trying to make a point? I can’t seem to find it, AY IT ME.

There are very few people in the sports world that I respect more then Gregg Popovich. Thank’s for spreading the message Patrick, I hope it can reach those that don’t already agree.

Neer thought about it 300hp30mpgrwdfor30k, but my cat does enjoy licking my hands a lot more after trips to the garage...

I was in a large group of people in a house eating mushrooms the one time... a girl (for whatever reason) was eating her share on bread with peanut butter. Then she apparently left it on the table, and the dog got it.

Victories like these may seem minor now, but at this point I will take anything.

Hahaha Patrick, this reminds me of my aunt’s cat. The cat once went through her purse, found her weed, and ate it all.