I don’t believe anyone is accusing Trump of knowing these women...

SERIOUSLY!!?? WHAT THE FU************K?

He’s fine, and that’s normal. Depending on which teeth were pulled, their removal can change the contours around the jaw.

Can I just ask: how is it that a bunch of evil clowns have been scaring the crap out of people across the USA and not one of them has been shot? But you get a bunch of black men going about their day and, well you know the rest.

Well, keep in mind that they’re starting to apply “likely voter” screening to their polling, so it’s actually 45% of the 60% of Americans who vote. Which is about 27% of the country, ish? Which is right in line with John Rogers’ Crazification Factor.

After last night, I literally cannot wrap my mind around the idea that any sane person would think he is qualified to serve as president. He’s the worst sort of thin-skinned, narcissistic, no-nothing bully.

Well, it depends on a whole host of things.

Retinoids and Vitamin C have the punch. But be careful, and do your research. Not all products are created equal, despite what the labels may say.

Yeah, except not. The big one for me, which the article explains, is viscosity. I suffer from eczema and thus I have to use a pretty heavy body cream to moisturize after a shower. The skin on my face is on the oily/acne prone side and the cream is way too heavy for that. All the humble bragging from people crowing…

I do use men’s deodorant. Mitchum’s unscented roll on. Not even because it’s cheap. Men’s Mitchum is fucking magical, and works way better than any lady deodorant I’ve ever used. I’m a sweaty lady, gimme the good stuff.

Facts are un-American. Why do you hate the troops?

I want Leslie Jones on a steady diet of Red Bull and Mountain Dew Code Red cocktails to moderate the debates, armed with a pugil stick.

I’m certain that every plan Trump has concocted in his spray tan-addled mind involves using nuclear weapons.

Women aren’t committing workplace violence because we’re too damn tired.

“I like Trump because he means what he says!”

a full pound?! that’s nothin. i went to buffalo wild wings last week and pooped out stuff i ate in college.

That all-American football player look has just never done it for me. I mean, personality wise I think he’d be a lot of fun to hang with. But nothing about him sets my panties on fire.

I'm just going to admit it: I don't get all the Channing Tatum lust. I find him almost virtually indistinguishable from Chris Pine or one of the Hemsworths (I mean, he seems like a nice dude I just don't find him at all sexy). Is...is there something wrong with me?

I saw a tweet that said basically that Nintendo did in 24 hours what Michelle Obama was trying to do for 8 years, get kids to go outside and exercise.

Okay #realtalk for a second.