Gotta be strict. You kbow how the old saying goes, “Give someone an inch and next thing you know, Jeff Van Gundy is on to their leg holding on for dear life.”

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

Mets fans? You’re annoyed by someone else hating their own team?

Yeah I think if you’re buried under 1-2 feet of snow you have the possibility of dying

Ugh. I respect the game, but this one just didn’t land for me.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

This guy sounds like a total dickwad. That said - should he really lose his job for being an insecure jackass with a woman? He didn’t threaten anything serious, he pretty much just ragged on her “busy schedule” and “modeling career”. He was unkind to a woman over text. A real jerk. She was mean to him also. It sounds…

He lost the players? The poor players! The ones who couldn’t fucking beat Trinidad and Tobago after they got what they wanted? We should definitely continue to consider their feelings!

In this weird alternate universe all water is craft beer and all food comes from trucks.

Men’s World Cup soccer was the one sport where just about everyone could set aside the both the problematic history of this country and its somewhat terrifying future and be a ridiculous pro-U.S.A. nationalist for 90 minutes.

Dusty Baker not knowing the basic tenets of baseball management? Shocking.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

No women could vote in the US before 1920.

Sorry, wait: Ditka was one of your heroes?

And that Buddy Ryan was responsible for that Super Bowl win.

In situations like this it is important to remember that Mike Ditka has CTE, and that he has always been a huge fucking asshole.

You are definitely a bigger asshole than the guy who wished your team luck this year.

Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou

Um, did you watch the same game I did??

Here’s the thing about the Bulls. Fuck the Bulls.