This is wrong, and you basically just admitted you cheese your burgers with Kraft singles.

Seriousish question: Aren’t they getting more money then they ever paid to have Neymar on the team? I mean - original transfer fee, annual salaries, tax penalties, etc., could it possibly add up to more than $222 million euros?

Since when has Deadspin been a site that reports the sports news of the day? Stories like this one are what you can expect here. If you want routine coverage of retirement announcements, there are dozens of other places to get that.

Stick to politics.

“not to put too fine a point on it, but in A Song of Ice and Fire canon, these crossbows have already existed for hundreds of years and were used by the Dornish to discourage Targaryen conquests”

Did he say Trump “sinks three foot puts”?

Poor Canada.

Their trip did not pre-date WWII. It pre-dated the US entry into WWII, but in July 1937 Japan was in the process of invading China, and it had been involved in other related conflicts in the region since 1931. Historians disagree about whether to classify that as part of “WWII” but the salient point is that Japan…

That Herbert S. Phillips feller sounds like a real asshole. But he’s been dead for how many years?

1. Hernandez is a terrible umpire.

The # 9 pick in the 2015 draft was Frank Kaminsky. You really think it’s a criticism of Ainge that he chose to pick three players instead of Frank Kaminsky?

Better than the original.

Ainge is only being criticized for not doing the thing that feels really good RIGHT NOW. But he has a legitimate contending team, and unlike virtually every contending team in the league, he has it positioned to draft top 3-5 last year (Jaylen Brown), this year (Tatum), next year (Nets’ pick), and the year after…

Jordan retired?

So if this is you pretending to be dumb to show you’re really clever - good for you. It’s really not clever at all, but it’ll get you stars from people who didn’t know how tired that bit was years ago.

That was terrible baserunning, but also terrible coaching. You can see in the wide angle, the coach is giving him the waive as late as 3 or 4 steps before the bag. Herrera puts his head down and just trucks right past the bag and coach. Maybe he should’ve caught the stop sign, but it should’ve been up way sooner.

Jordan was an MVP before Phil arrived. Shaq was ROY and a 6 time All-Star (in 6 seasons) before he paired up with Jackson. Kobe, as a teenager, was an All-Star before Phil arrived.

It was always understood when he signed this deal that it would run through this past season. Dude wasn’t signing on to actually play hockey for $1M a season after the age of 38. If they could still afford it and if he still wanted to play, they’d restructure for $4-$5M per season upcoming. He and they are willing…

The tv graphic says longest home run by a pitcher since 2015. Is the “statcast era” 2.5 years old? Younger than Darren Baker in the WS even?

I’ll bet the ring helped.