Double dribbling IS a type of traveling (at least if you move your feet). It’s moving without properly dribbling the ball.

That’s incorrect. They made it to a NFC Championship game with him.

It’s literally proof that he can procreate if someone else is willing to.

Thanks Obama!

Who cares if he gets blamed? I’d prefer a President that doesn’t fuck things up constantly.

That isn’t necessarily a good thing. He doesn’t have to resign - he can delegate. Then god knows what asshole with no accountability is making which decisions on a daily basis. Resigning is quitting and quitting is losing. He’d never go out that way. He’d just go golfing and brag about how he has the “best”…

Yeah, but that’s how the 18-25 demographic always votes. They voted for Bill Clinton that way too. Now they’re 42-49 and their votes are much more split/skew republican in most places.

Snooker isn’t half bad. I’d rank it just above bowling in terms of novelty sports I’d watch if there’s nothing else on.

Stuff it, Ley.

She’s a little dim. Does that count?

Three cheers for the 1L off-camera yammering on about a “Section 1983 violation.” It’ll be fun for him when he reads a little further in the book and learns about the concept of “qualified immunity.”

Get bent. Ever hear the term “Chicagoland”? It includes places like Park Ridge. Pretty much every suburban kid like me says they’re “from Chicago”. And who cares if it’s well off - are people from the Gold Coast not Chicagoans either?

Uh, ever heard of Steve Young?

“We as a country have been taught highly revisionist histories, but the uncomfortable truth is that the founding and expansion of the country as anything other than the outcome of acts of genocide”

Did this really need 50,000 words?

It’s not a “missed opportunity,” you dolt, because the majority of us didn’t want him. A majority within his own party didn’t want him, and that party represents less than half the country anyway.

What is the line between “failed NFL quarterback receiving a trial opportunity on ESPN’s college football coverage,” and “pundit”? Aren’t there other qualifications to becoming known as a pundit aside from someone sticking a microphone in your hand and letting you speak on camera? Lord help me, is Randy Moss a…

Craig James tried to use this defense once, but alas, the evidence was buried in the desert somewhere.

“I never want to know who or what a ‘Hamilton Nolan’ is.” - FTFY.

Nice hustle.