For a model, Mel sure lets the clothes wear her. She always looks like the mannequin from that Twilight Zone episode who never gets a turn to be human.

“I did not show my breasts in third rate magazines to end up like this. I am supposed to be reading Vogue and spending money while having a fifteenth layer of gilding applied to the baby carriage, DAMMIT.”

It’s bullshit. If Arab dignitaries that are horrified by the site of women’s skin don’t get placated with costumes, I don’t see why the hell Vatican reps should be humoured... Consistency would be nice, but I’m pretty sure there are other reasons for the double standard (gasp, could it have something to do with…

It’s fucking ridiculous is what it is. They didn’t cover up in Saudi Arabia so why the hell are they doing it with the pope?? If you’re going to stick to your so-called “liberated American woman” guns in one country, why the hell won’t you do it in another? (oh right, ‘cause the brown people are horrible and awful to…

He’s MY forever President too! *sobs, goes to room, slams door, flings self on bed face down*

Meanwhile the Petty Brigade is L-i-v-i-n!