Good god, man! EVERYDAY! (I'm dude with a "recently" cut penis. Thank you dad!)

You're DEFINITELY meant to do that everyday!! Only takes a second dude, you need to up your shower game! And in my experience, period gunk doesn't itch or irritate. If your lady parts are itching it usually means thrush.

Wait, you don't just do it every day? I thought we were supposed to do it every day.

Yeah, there's no fucking way lover boy is coming in the bathroom AT ALL if that's going down. The second I realize what it is, I'm hauling ass to the bathroom & turning on a scalding hot shower before even trying to remove it. And I'm locking the door behind me until I've scoured my ladybits with Comet. I may not call…

the only reason I call BS is that after she remembered it had been that long, she still would be trying to preserve the mood. Umm, if I suddenly remembered a tampon or anything else was in my business for two weeks I would kick my husband out of the house for an hour before I tried to fix it. And then I would go to a…

Don't treat your vagina like the alley behind a fast food restaurant.

Gross explanation by medical student:

Oh my god. Oh. My. God. OH. MY. GOD. I left my diva cup in once for 24 hours (We were camping and I REALLY didn't want to have to bury it in the woods). That alone was enough for me to respect the regular cleaning it required. I do wish wish wish that mine was comfortable enough that I wouldn't notice it for 14…

I would. I would stuff a small pillow into my spanx for the first 5 minutes of a red carpet, have a bunch of assistants surround me, pull it out, and continue on like nothing happened.

Jen Aniston DOES look pregnant...in that single, solitary shot. Any others show that clearly she isn't. At this point I think she picks clothes just for this purpose, lol.

RIP, Balin. RIP

Jesus said, "love thy neighbor" but what if you are a man, and so is your neighbor?? Maybe Jesus was advocating for gay rights all along?

Justin Timberlake appearing to give one of his backup dancers a friendly hug whilst clad in a beanie...

I care!!!

Ah, but what is the verdict on men in tights?

In fact, if you're going to go short, go really short.

Douchebaggalos.

I think this is the oppoRtunity to come out as firmly AGAINST men in jeans shorts, though.

They are going to be on the internet forever. Get a good photographer. Use nice ambient lighting. Choose an exotic background. Put some plants around. Don't wear cheap clothes. Get a decent haircut. Wear makeup, and above all, charge for them. Millions.

Are those giant shorts or tiny pants?