Once I asked the admin of a message board to ban a guy for graphically telling me to die with every post I made for weeks (after I tried laughing it off, ignoring him, and straight up asking the guy to stop) and he said; "I don't believe in censorship."

How lovely that free speech means "a lot of things" to one moron. Because it means exactly ONE THING in the Constitution.

It's amazing how the people who thump the Constitution the loudest seem to have forgotten to read it.

i got in a back and forth with someone who kept being like 'well free speech means a lot of things to me.' like sorry idiot free speech means one fucking thing. ONE THING.

My brain literally cannot comprehend the people defending "free speech" when it encompasses people who violently (and sexually) threaten people like Anita Sarkeesian, or repost creep shots like Violentacrez.

"I'm starting to think we've conflated 'free speech' with 'freedom to bully without consequences.'"

Pretty sure this is her reaction to people who hate her dress.

I would also pursue whatever is in Dominic West's trousers. Did you notice how much we saw his butt in The Wire? And it was splendiferous.

What a coincidence, I have also tried valiantly to pursue what is in Idris Elba's trousers.

So what does he call beating off? Nuking the Kaiju?

Yet another reason men everywhere are sorry they aren't Idris Elba.

There is nothing wrong with this suit and I am sick of hearing about it.

Americans love it when Kate Middleton wears the same dress to different occassions because we think it makes her "down to earth". But the President deciding to wear a suit more than once is somehow the most terrible thing that has ever happened to Esquire.

This morning, some dude on Good Morning America said that the POTUS looked like he was the President of Sears. He said that. Today. on GMA. That bugged.

1. STFU. Obama looked great.
2. ABC has a problem with Sears? Lots of people like Sears. What's wrong with Sears?

I am so glad we can post images again, because mere words cannot express my feelings on this subject.

Like the public doesn't have enough to be outraged about already, we need to start ragging on the President like this is an extra-douchey episode of Fashion Police? Guys, Joan Rivers is gonna be just fine... leave this shit to her.

So basically, a bunch of people who are a) looking for anything to ding the President on and b) have no idea what looks good. 'Cause that suit is niiiiice.

I enjoy how even here, in official league correspondence, he emphasizes that this change is due to public pressure/outcry, rather than any true sense of moral and/or ethical obligation. This is the conduct policy change equivalent to "sorry if you were offended."

Goodell went on to say the updated suspension policy will be known as the "OH GODDAMMIT WILL EVERYONE JUST QUIET THE FUCK DOWN FOR MINUTE AND LET ME THINK ABOUT HOW BEST TO HANDLE THE VOCIFEROUS FALLOUT FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING HEADACHE ALREADY" rule.