This was NOT doing her crotch any favors.

Never forget.

Rob Lowe just gets hotter and hotter. I think he's found the fountain of youth and is hoarding it all for himself.

Not "She wouldn't do" but rather "I wouldn't want her to". There is a pretty big difference. One implies direct control, the other just expresses a wish.

"No daughter of mine will be a stripper like Miley"

"I would not want my daughter to be a stripper.... like Miley"

Not that I am down with the paternalistic stuff Sheeran said, but come on: Ed Sheeran's an asshole while creepy Terry Richardson (who directed you in Wrecking Ball) ISN'T? Whatever, Miley. Pfft.

"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

Common was giving a speech about Ferguson and the Kardashians just didn't give a fuck about even pretending to listen.

I think you meant Klassy. That's a whole different ballgame, the exact opposite of classy.

Must not be counting the WNBA titles either.

By far, the most annoying fan is the fat bastard you always see on TV who holds up the SEA - FENCE sign every game. SEA - FENCE? Literally NO ONE ever says this. Fuck that guy.

Up until the Seahawks title run, Seattle had one pro championship to its name

"First, everyone loves Russell Wilson now, despite the fact that 90% of our fans hated it when he was drafted (to short and not a "real" QB), and the city nearly revolted WTO riot style when Wilson was named the starter his rookie year"

"Seattle is a poor imitation of Portland with a stick up its ass."

Texas A&M didn't invent the "12th Man" term either, they just took it and trademarked it (in 1990, well after the Seahawks started using the term). The first usage in the USA appears to in reference to University of Minnesota fans in 1900. European soccer teams were using it even before that.

"They spent nearly a decade complaining about the refereeing in the Super Bowl loss to Pittsburgh (a game they weren't all that close to winning anyway)"

ERMERGERD! ERN-ERF-EL

Yup. Like how I won't date people on OKC who won't date people of another race, or who don't believe in gay marriage, despite being the same race as them, and not gay. I don't care that the beliefs don't directly preclude a relationship, they still speak to your values.

Seriously! Don't be friends with dicks. The end.

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.