By staring at them and pointing their dick at them while masturbating.

..and after taking a quick photo, reply with an Olympic numbering system score.

With determination.

So if somebody starts jacking off at you, pull out your camera phone.

File it under: bullshit said to avoid paperwork.

Ugh tell that to the dude in my office who is all about the potency of his seed. BLAH

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"She makes a number of mentions of all the "skinny bitches" basically telling them to step aside. I'm sure she likes some skinny bitches-she and Rihanna are friends, after all—but this is an ode to her "fat ass big bitches in the club." You may disagree with her choice of language, but I dunno guys, I just can't be…

GOOD GOD I'VE FOUND MY NEXT TATTOO

Oh, really? Good, I hope that's true.

The ones I've seen do both, donate and the bucket.

Must not make joke about ice queens and buckets of ice water. MUST NOT MAKE JOKE ABOUT ICE QUEENS AND BUCKETS OF ICE WATER!! Her last name is even Wintour! GAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Runs out of the room screaming incoherently.

"I wish I had a word of automatic comfort but I don't. I wish I could say that it will be alright on a certain or specific day but I can't."

Just to be clear: the National Guard was called in to protect the police command center. Un-fucking-believable.

It's remarkable that, given the racist implications of her son's murder, Sybrina Fulton is able to focus on the gun-related deaths of all children, regardless of race.

Idk I thought the video was cute. Black women, including myself, are understandably sensitive to how we're being represented in the media, and I myself felt a little awkward seeing the twerkers and Taylor Swift dressing like them at first, but after watching the video a few times, I came to the conclusion that Taylor…

Thank you for this! I think this music video was terrible because it was cheesy and just after school-special-y, but I didn't get the 'appropriation' outrage either, which I knew Jez and some other sites would jump on ASAP. And I'm a POC as well, FWIW.

No white dancers!

wow. Can't win can she. If she uses "people of color" she is guilty of "cultural appropriation" (that's what Pol Pot did and was the main reason he was evil). If she doesn't use "people of color" at some point in the video she is being racist.