This is like feeling bad for owning a Beatles album because Lennon was a bag of dicks. No.

Urgh, as a rape victim all her words read like lies to me.

I very much like your style of play. It also keeps it interesting and somewhat more challenging because you don't go for the easiest, most offensive play. I'll suggest it at my game night.

I... don't know. He found that she was accusing him of assault on Facebook and trying to burn his company/produce (which supports more than just him) and went "no" firmly, and said why he thinks this situation may have arisen. Personally, I don't see anything awful happening here.

"When it's your turn, you play a black prompt card (say, "what are my parents hiding from me"). Everyone chooses a white response card (say, "coat hanger abortions") from their hands. "

No lie, I played this exact hand just days ago. I won the round.

I guess I'm obligated to do this here while the story's still fresh and in the wake of the whole Oberst scandal, but right now all this is amounting to is a woman who used to be an acquaintance to Temkin saying that he sexually assaulted her once 8 years ago and not providing a story or evidence beyond, 'he sexually…

This. Non-apologies are perfect. I used one perfectly in high school when someone confused a cigarette for a joint. My lacrosse coach asked me what do I have to say for myself and I said, well I am sorry you confused a cigarette for a joint and furthermore, if I end getting winded during a game, I'll be sorry for…

like this picture isn't awesome enough, let's add a fake moon

"Whatever the truth of the situation, the whole thing reads a little like, 'I'm sorry if you thought I sexually assaulted you, but I definitely did not.'"

Turns out no amount of touch-ups can fix his face. He still looks like a penis with teeth.

If I learned the lesson right, I think it's that these before and after Photoshop posts act like their message is to prove that women are held to unreal, unattainable standards of beauty. But instead they have the side effect of zooming in on the celebrities' ostensible physical flaws, like "Look at Mariah's pasty…

Good thing that they thinned out her wrists.

Maybe someone stuck their erect penis in his face and it kind of threw him off his game.

But the pics were really crappy BEFORE the photoshop. That is what the writer is getting at. Lauded photographer, Terry Richardson, is actually no better than a toddler with a disposable camera. These would be too BLURRY to publish with out PS.

These aren't even in focus. The lighting sucks.

It's one thing to have someone demanding you photoshop them - the point is here that the original photos are so particularly awful and given so little to work with. Making someone in a great photo have better skin is different than say, having to essentially paint over and redo a blurry over exposed photo.

Eh. We already knew Terry Richardson was a terrible photographer, and frankly Mariah strikes me as someone who has a personal retoucher on hand at all times. The thing I found most striking about the comparisons is how flat and out of focus all the shots are before retouching. Especially that second shot. Uncle Terry…

The fact that he gets paid to take these blurry, no-technique, bullshit disposable-camera-looking pictures makes me want to set things on fire. Even if he wasn't a total shit as a person, he should not be employed in anything involving photography.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.