Goddamn, George. I like it.

I know! It's so petty that he cares about libel printed about his family.

"Want me to get on the table and dance? Shine your shoes? Smile at you? You sure won't let me deal the cards. You might as well call it White Jack!"

"Not that I would ever accept it" is SO bitchy. I love this.

Yes! And who is the lovely lady that they will fight over? Maybe Gina Gershon? Or Heather Locklear?

where the entire Ocean's Thirteen cast will be in attendance

Overreaction, much?

They should star in a reboot: "Grumpy Old Men: Handsome and Mad."

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

P.S. I don't know Twitter's policy, and in general I believe in free speech, but if anyone knows if there's a way to stop the "#jadapose" thing, we should try.

Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

I would like to say here that the claim that Druze women (or men) are executed for marrying outside of their religion is FALSE. No such thing occurs. If you (be it a man or a woman, it does not matter and the Druze really stand out historically for having equality between the genders) do marry outside of your religion…

Let me repeat that: the death of the bride.

Jesus Baldheaded Christ, this guy just throws one red flag after another. When I think back to how many "oh that poor man" defenders he had just last week.... Sooo many little bits of damnation up in here.

I think it should be legal to put your children down,

This is devastating. The child was scratching himself out of fear, while he was dying. I want this man to ROT IN HELL.

They also took out two Life Insurance policies on the baby totaling about $27,000.

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