But, sure. Let's go ahead and blame porn for this one.

People like this Friedman person are a big reason I always felt the need to add, "research psychology, not 'talking about your feelings and making vague conclusions' psychology," whenever I was discussing my major.

This makes me sad. Ellen von Unwerth is a good photographer and director. This is a pic of Duran Duran she took in 1990 (way before Photoshop).

As a grown man and roughly the target demographic...I absolutely fucking hate Photoshop.

I totally read GQ in high school. That's where all the fantastic photos of hot, interesting men are.

No but we live in a world where fandom will hunt down anything even tangentially related to their interests no matter the outlet. PLL fans were going to see those pictures even if they didn't actually go out and pick up a copy of GQ.

I don't think a lot of people purchase paper magazines from the local five and dime either. This, friend, is the internet. Welcome.

"BAD NEWS, TURTLE. You got here just in time for Corinthians."

She was really just there for the cake. Because human, dog, cat, Donkey, insect, or pregnant reptile, everyone loves cake.

My hand on my stomach works in two ways. The first is very much like yours,(poo patrol) the second is when something is really troubling me and it makes my stomach hurt.

The proof is mostly two (2) separate photos of her hand resting on her stomach, which is essentially the same thing as a sonogram.

You should have picked Republican senator; it pays way better than either of those.

When I was deciding what I wanted to be when I grew up I should have picked tabloid journalist ("journalist") or weather person because with either one you can literally be wrong ALL THE TIME and still be employed.

There are many reasons to love Charlie Day/Kelly. Mine is DENIM CHICKEN.

I didn't think I could love him any more when I started watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Errr. I like Channing Tatum usually, but this just rubs me the wrong way. To throw it out there so casually? It makes me think that he either doesn't understand the seriousness of his condition or doesn't actually know what a real high-functioning alcoholic looks/lives like. Because if he did, I really doubt he'd put…

You smile and nod as you covertly take their keys.

GUYS: It sounds like a lot of people aren't reading this carefully enough. It sounds like these kids verbally threatened to penetrate the kid, but didn't actually penetrate him. What they DID (allegedly) do was this:

That rotten theocratic system cannot, cannot survive much longer when there are so many young people like these in the country. It cannot last.