Open Letter to the Man who just wants quiet.

Come on, guys.

Seriously, Jez. You're on notice.

Yep. NOPE TO THE POPE

WHERE SHOULD I SEND MY POWER POINT PRESENTATION ABOUT ADDING PAUL RUDD? PAUL RUDD. YOU GUYS FORGOT PAUL RUDD. PAUL RUDD!

I think you mean, Captain Picard and Gandalf at #1

I'd like to add in Nathan Fillion. I took a photo with him at the Dallas Comic-Con this weekend. He was very sweet even though I forgot every word in both languages I know after he spoke to me, and he was cuddly and his pheromones were manly yet comforting.

I mean, I'd probably put Gomez Addams on there somewhere...

Jimmy Fallon at 9 was paid for.

Um, Mandy Patinkin?!

I dont know about you, but willy wonka kinda scares me....like hes one step away from going patrick bateman insane...

that does seem somewhat conspicuous.

Personally, I'm partial to Hamm & Buble.

John Ham?

I thought Jezebel loved Idris Elba or were you just using him as your token POC.

BETTER. THAN. OUR. DADS.

Stop saying "k-hole," please. I'm begging you.

I scrolled all the way to the bottom looking for actual Jon Hamm. I must say...I'm quite disappointed. :(