i have a tattoo of a half octopus/half woman with heart pasties over her nipples. she's not even HUMAN and i have to cover it as to not offend someone (who remained nameless) at work. i debate cutting out a bathing suit from a victoria's secret catalogue and taping it on my arm.

I've seen more vulgar drawings of boobs in used 4th grade text books.

Keep the drawings and ban duck-face selfies, the world will be a better place!

Weird that they have such a problem with nipples WHEN THEY ARE BEING SUCH TOTAL DICKS ABOUT IT!

I see ... Animal. From the Muppets. Madly playing the drums.

Her face is so pretty, why does she insist in covering it in bangs?

I have respect for people who take big fashion risks even if it doesn't pay off, but I just can't get behind boring club dresses for the red carpet. It's the billboard awards, not your BFF's bachelorette weekend in Vegas. GET IT TOGETHER, MIRANDA. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS. (Or maybe you're not. I really know nothing…

the face of someone who spends WAY too much time thinking about his hair.

Botox can do that!

I don't want to brag, but I only know who ~40% of these people are.

Looks a bit like an ostrich butt to me.

I usually think she nails it on the red carpet, but this? No. All the blahs. I also think that hair does nothing for her. Like the shoes, though.

No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. No. Bad. Keep your Rorschach tests in your psychologist's office where they belong.

That Guy from that TV show who tricks unsuspecting women into thinking he's Prince Harry

It's her personal bat signal.

I've dressed up in various costumes throughout my life. I have never randomly dressed as a racist caricature.

Not writing checks is a great way to get the attention of any university president. I dated the daughter of a major university president when I was in school and money was pretty much all the poor bastard thought about. Not his fault, really — that's the job.

Just to explain the reason for wearing a costume, I read elsewhere this was a surprise performance so I think he was trying to be undercover and then he starts his songs and people are like, "Whoa! Hey! It's Macklemore!"

i know, right? givinghim the benefit of the doubt that he DID put this together "randomly" (which, why would you dress as a random thing? it's just not something performers do, costumes are usually elaborately planned), once he saw himself in the mirror, how could he not be like, "WOW this looks like nazi…

Oh lord - "random costume"? He is one step away from playing the "you're the racist for seeing this as racist!" card.