Holy shit. When I get texts from a weird number, I ask, "who's this?" and when they are not someone I know, I say, "wrong number, have a nice day" because I don't want to RUIN THE LIVES of people who cause me MINOR INCONVENIENCES.

The only part that made me a little sad was the line "I hadn't made as much effort with my own pregnancies," — other than that, she's not collecting the kids... so while I hope she's not ignoring her own kids just to be a baby factory, yay for being a surrogate?

I get this. I am one of those women (that everyone hates) that loooooves being pregnant. It was easy for me. I had energy. I felt strong and powerful. My hormones made me feel in love with the world. It was the best 41 weeks of my life.

I agree, but I think her obsession with pregnancy, to the point that she's willing to risk grave physical harm to herself, is kind of disturbing.

It's a shame that she felt less responsible for her own developing children. Also: those teeth

So...a woman finds pregnancy to be a positive experience and has waived the surrogacy fee to give three children to families that want to adopt, and we're going ewwww?

Man at first I was getting ready to cringe in horror at a tale of a woman with Way Too Many Kids, but instead, she's a surrogate. For free. That's.. kinda awesome. What a good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy.

As she was telling the manager her story, the owner came up to her from behind, put her in an headlock/chokehold with his left arm, and wrapped his right arm around her and stuck his thumb in her mouth. He leaned in and said "That's right, I'm your fucking boss."

No, macho dicks do, indeed, turn into snivelling spineless wrecks when someone takes their sense of entitlement, folds it up so it's all sharp corners, and hammers it up their rectum. It's HILARIOUS to watch.

nope, only skinny girls get laid and especially only skinny girls dupe men into relationships. No fat girl got laid/married in the history of the world, ever.

Alternately - he gets off thinking about it but doesn't want to admit it. It's like all those right wingers who spend all that time thinkging about how gay dudes have sex

Silly me. I forgot that fat girls are supposed to be crying into their fat rolls while lying about being sexed up by hot tattooed muscle boys. I mean, in no ways could fat girl be charming, sexy, funny, intelligent, beautiful, witty, or all of the above.

because sad fat women just like to lie about getting laid, obvs

Basically it sounds like he wants the old school Don Draper style relationship, where he fucks every chick in sight and she sits at home wondering why he's late for dinner.

If I were this chick, I would purposefully go on more dates and fuck a few dudes that I normally wouldn't to see his reaction.

I'd love to hear your reasons. Because there are a couple of women posting on this thread who have dealt with asshole guys just like the one who wrote this.

...while you being served dick on a silver platter. I've been there too. Oh, and the dick was Grade A, not pity dick either.

I've been that girl. Dudes want an open relationship because they think they will be instantaneously drowning in mad supermodel pussy, but it never happens that way.