She did just fine. I find Rudolph incredibly funny.

Not all peopl...oh, all of them? Alright.

Sorry not buying the spider story. They really should have gone with bees.

Fixed it for you!

Wow, that Jay-Z voice was SPOT ON.

Especially if she's in the closet and probably dealing with a lot of other dating-related anxiety.

Since she is closeted, it is more likely about being afraid her friends and family will reject her if she comes out. I'm sure it's pretty horrible living a lie. I would be surprised if anyone living a lie isn't severely depressed. I hate terrorist parents who put this on their kids. If they made it clear early on that…

Yeah don't worry: this person is an asshole.

Does it really make boyfriend in #3 homophobic if he just doesn't like being hit on by people he's not attracted to? If he didn't like smokers, he shouldn't feel guilty not going if the party was at a cigar bar.

Because if it turns out that he loves going to clubs where women hit on him, maybe he's got a little homophobia going on – albeit a mild case.

But also "some guy is really into my girlfriend" probably sucks a bajillion times more when you can't say "I know, she's completely wonderful. That's why we're engaged!" I know how much being able to talk openly about my relationship means to me, and I honestly can't imagine how horrible it must be to have to hide…

Wow you're an asshole. (I deduced that from context clues.)

I can't say I would think dude in #3 is a homophobe because he doesn't like getting hit on by guys in clubs, as a straight girl I agree. There is a certain type of guy (both gay and straight) that can't just flirt, they get aggressive and it's not the same as girls in a club.

INTERNET.

You say exactly that. Most guys will respect that. It'll be a little awkward and briefly embarrassing, but whatever, no harm done. If anyone pursues after such a polite refusal, they're an asshole.

"By law, if there are multiple explanations for an outcome, and one of them favors the defendant, you must choose the explanation that favors the defendant."

"If you seriously think that women never make false accusations of rape"

"but if they do consent all the time, then one day accuse someone of hitting them when they didn't consent, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, I might take a second look into whether or not that was true"

Are you sure you can read? Two men who are not Sharper, as well as Sharper.

Do you need to go look up the word "consent" and have its meaning tattooed on the back of your hand? I think you do. It is absolutely that black and white.