I believe it's Troublé In Beyadise, which makes it even funnier, if that's possible.

"RAPE: The Crisis in Modern Society"

Selfless? You really think dogs do whatever they do because they are selfless?

Rule #1: it's only a good idea if it's the cat's idea.

"UUUGGGGGGHHHHH, for shit's sake. No good deed goes unpunished, AMIRITE??"

I don't even have a cat.

"Damn kid leave me alone! I should've let the dog take you."

Gotta love Tara's "Yeah, yeah, I know" expression after the kid says, "She's a hero!"

Your math sucks.

Tara is WAY more polite about a child grabbing her leg than most cats.

Good Kitty!

That poor cat. "TOO. MUCH. LOVE. STAHP."

BOOM.

Only a student that has been sexually assaulted is nothing like a vandalized piece of college property.

I'm fine with the decision to have this guy leave the publication. I still think it's crazy that Colleges have any kind of arbitration system to deal with sexual assaults on campus.

Hookups with cabin crew? Yeeeaahhh... Not with this one..

Yes, they are the same fucking thing.

Hall says the staff at the Cox Road Subway put marinara sauce on her pizza. She said she wanted pizza sauce instead.

Perhaps you've seen it?

I saw a documentary about a pilot hooking up with his stewardess. It didn't end well for either of them.