So there's no reception allowed.....yet prisoners are free to knock up visitors? Okay. BAER

I love clay season.

Thanks. I would say more but I have to hose down now.

One of the many things that is awesome about my husband is his devotion to short shorts for working out. He's a former rugby player so I guess that's where it comes from, and his legs are freaking amazing, and he is not shy about showing them off. Swoon!!!

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I have been wearing Magnum PI length shorts for years. Whats the point of wearing half-pants?

That $10,000 for those unretouched pictures will never not be funny. I mean, there wasn't any major photoshopping done but that article tried so, so hard to pretend that there was.

Really Sketchy Ecstasy would make a fabulous band name.

She was definitely getting it lasered off to accommodate whatever jewelry Jay & Solange were purchasing yesterday. Of course she had to orchestrate the tiff between the two in order to get said jewelry, but since she's Illuminati it wasn't that much of a challenge.

I really really want to dislike Rihanna, but then she does something thoughtful like this and I'm sucked right back in.

We are officially being trolled by the Beygency.

Two of my friends have had their ring finger tattoos lasered off in the last couple of months. One because it was fading and she didn't want to have to maintain it anymore, the other because she decided it wasn't becoming of a mother in her mid-thirties. Maybe it's a trend now?

I was under the impression that finger tattoos fade away rather quickly, compared to tattoos on other parts of the body. Perhaps she chose to remove the little ink remaining rather than get it re-tattooed. Oh, who I am kidding. Jay-Z is a cheating cheater who cheats and a summer of concerts together won't keep his…

Maybe she realized the tatt was tacky? Wait. No. C'MON JEZ! Don't you have a spare 10K laying around so we can get to the bottom of this??

Meh. It's a just me thing. I work alone and I don't have an editor to bounce stuff like that off of late at night, so I usually just err on the super duper safe side. That's how I roll. Also, this is Jezebel and we have our own set of distinct editorial policies separate from Gawker or other GM sites. (Just to…

FROM THE COUNTRY HERE! We also have emergency radios that pick up TV bands so that we can get vital information. You never know who's already been hit by a tornado (aka not broadcasting anymore) so it's imperative to have multiple options.

Not everyone has Internet, especially in rural areas where tornadoes are prevalent, and also people might lose Internet during bad weather. Furthermore, if you are searching for weather information online, that means you're probably already aware of the situation and prepared. The point of emergency broadcasts are to…

Thank fucking God we finally had someone stand up and say something. Working in broadcast with a background in hazard mitigation and meteorology, I can't tell you how fucking often I deal with this bullshit. Sorry people. The Internet is great tool to watch your fucking shows. Meteorologists take an oath to protect…