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I'm sorry, this is so damn JUICY. I thought I'd have to wait til Blue Ivy was a mom hating teen for something to leak from the Knowles camp.

Stars! Can't they all just get along?

Stars! They hate their in-laws! They're just like us!

Attractive gay men have more character. These guys all look generic and boring. I think it's their make-up.

That's not true. I'm perceiving a TON of diversity in sexual orientation.

It's like the "Bachelorette: No one wants to do this anymore." edition.

And if you turn off the light:

Marquel is now my favorite because of America's commentary: "He looks deranged. I like him." Me, too, America. I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

All I see in this list:

Which one?? Or is it a Frankenstein of both? You want Cody's forehead on Nick's chest? Not a bad idea...

I sent that pic to my younger brother and just said 'Does your girlfriend know your 19 year old self applied, and consequently was accepted, for the bachelor?'. He sent me a picture of a very rude hand gesture in return.

I loved Nick V in Bring it On.

Better than "pantsapreneur" or "explorer."

I was thinking the same thing about the "opera singer from Holland, Michigan." Seriously? Is there really enough opera work to be had in Holland, Michigan?

Wannabe Chris Hemsworth. YOU WILL NEVER BE HIM. STOP TRYING, IMPOSTER.

This is what passes for hot men these days? All these guys look gay to me.

When we say "new bachelorette contestants" we really mean "discarded contestants from 'Dream Phone'"

I couldn't help myself....

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