27 Dresses is the perfect movie for those nights when you just want to get white wine drunk in your yoga pants with your best friend. And now I know exactly what I want to do this weekend.
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Strange that most of the articles that criticize her comments about Knocked Up don't actually print the comments (and I didn't pay attention at the time she made them). When I found what she said, I have to say I agree with her assessment, even though I loved Knocked Up.
No matter what else she has done or will do that is terrible, I will always love Knocked Up and 27 Dresses.
I watch the TV show all the time and they openly mock the women on the show for anything girl-related. The women are always on the defensive, although Harvey himself is nice to them. They consistently mock the one nice married guy who isn't an asshole and who seems somewhat enlightened. It just comes off as a really…
I'm so overwhelmed!
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Fire is hot.
Papparazzi aren't the best people in the world? Perish the thought!
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here's a more tender,loving moment between the two.
This is why we can't fucking have nice things. This shit right here.
You cannot seriously be asking this right now. You cannot be trying to #WellActually one of the happiest stories in months. Stop. STOP. STOP IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
This is pretty perfect.
"On Friday, Comedy Central announced Larry Wilmore, The Daily Show's "Senior Black Correspondent" will succeed Stephen Colbert. Wilmore's new show will be called—wait for it—The Minority Report. OH I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS."
If I were dating Michael Sam, I'd want to have cake-smeared kisses all the time. I mean, maybe it's their thing, like the way some couples share the same appetizer.
I majorly made out with a guy on a train once, in the luggage rack. We were Junior Forest Rangers on our way back to Toronto from northern Ontario. They shut all 100 of us returning 17-year-old Rangers in dedicated cars and pretended we didn't exist for 12 hours. We were packed to the gills with teenage hormones and…
I get why people would prefer Samantha Bee, and I do really like Jessica Williams, but there is no way in hell Comedy Central gives a show in this slot to a 24 year old. She'll get hers, she's great, but she is as old as I am, and I forgot how to tie my shoes yesterday morning. I might've still been very drunk, which…