I had a miserable summer dreading how this would all pan out in the end (and hating my job so much), and I haven't really been able to replicate this sort of luck since, but take a chance and lie, everyone!

Oh, I thought of another one!

A high school classmate who was adamant that his band had gone on tour with the Offspring (omg I know so cool) and even had a photoshopped picture to prove it!

A guy I knew (and was none too bright) said he could not go to work today, he was bit by a rattlesnake, and his buddy had to suck the poison out with his mouth. But he would be in tomorrow for the morning shift!

I told people I was Jewish. Why you ask? Because I have a Jewish sounding last name and apparently look Jewish(?). I got really tired of explaining that I wasn't and people didn't believe me anyways. I have a Star of David Christmas ornament that my fifth grade teacher had me make during December crafts as a…

my mom told me they only made lucky charms in New York (where we were vacationing) so that she wouldn't have to buy it for me at home. One day she took me grocery shopping, I saw the box and yelped "mommy! no they make it here! we can have it EVERYDAY"

I can give the most absurd lie I ever told:

My grandparents had a dinner party one night when I was about five, so I was hanging out in the den while the grownups had their wine and smalltalk. My grandma came in to chat with me for a bit, then was called away to the kitchen to see to something. She left her full glass of red wine sitting on the table in front…

Well, duh...the obvious answer to the Sherrif's question was "..because Jerry was carrying me..."

This was actually a lie that I told. When I was four, my aunt got a divorce. My family and I visited Minnesota to visit her, and she took us for a ride in her new speed boat. It was the best thing that had ever happened to my landlocked, Iowan self.

I met a guy told me his hobby was ultra marathons, which are 100 mile plus races over 5 days. He was telling me about the races he'd done in the sahara and how he fell into an anaconda pit during a race in the amazon. I thought he was a pathological liar at first, so I googled him, cause if you do that shit, you must…

It made sense when it was told to me, even though it seemed a bit off, but when it turned out to be a lie I'd call it absurd:

How is Hillary Crosley mansplaining? She's a woman, and she's trying to make hooks' point more clear to the people who didn't get it, which is totally valid. You're being ridiculous.

-_- I literally wrote a comment saying that there are different viewpoints in feminism and we should be respectful and you responded in the exact opposite way without any critical thought or argumentative skills. Good job.

Not everyone is familiar with ms. hooks. I didn't know much about her until college and I'm 35. And I think calling Beyonce a terrorist needs as many people explaining it as possible, 'cause that shit was unnecessary and inflammatory. You can disagree on Beyonce's style of feminism without equating a fellow feminist…

I am glad that you did not dismiss hooks and her viewpoint (like the Gawker article did).

Huh? First of all I'm pretty sure Hillary Crosley is a woman. Second, I didn't have a damn clue what "bell *fucking* hooks" meant, so I was glad to have some perspective.

As my grandfather used to say "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter"*. I kind of think that fits the point Hillary is trying to make - you either see Beyonce as shaking her ass because it's her ass to shake (and it's fine) or you see it as she's shaking her ass to please the patriarchy. Not much in…

The word terrorist is filled with such violence and I'm not down with her ascribing it to another Black woman.

Huh?