Sweden’s jerseys, always so dope

I kind of like them all. Some of them are actually really cool.

Russia’s jersey is pretty neat.

I actually like every one of them but Canada and Team Europe. Team North America’s logo makes them look like an organization that’s trying to defeat the Avengers.

Team Europes is... not bad, for something that was just made up for the hell of it.

What? The Canadian and North American jerseys are pretty good as far as jerseys go.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

RIP

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

It’s the QA you gotta watch out for, usually. They have likely logged the most hours of play time, and they probably know every centimeter of the maps and all kinds of odd quirks.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

Come on Patrick everyone knows this was the defining pic of the Vancouver riots:

I have never watched hockey. Ever. I can’t explain why, really. I just never cared. But my kids were curious about the sport when we accidentally flipped to this last night. And between my valiant (and failed) attempts at explaining the rules and the frantic energy seen from the players, we were captivated by this…

It would also help if the Blues do better than 0 for 6 on the power play.

Damn!

Get a load of the curve on the shot:

Holy shit, Matt Cullen is still playing?

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

NHL playoffs are inherently fluky with upsets galore. Has always been this way more than any other pro sport.