The Mazda 3 Turbo AWD Premium Super Fancy Cool Guy™ is going to be a fantastic car with luxury level amenities, and a fantastic motor that drives exceptionally. I can’t wait to cross shop it against the A3, 2 Series, and CLA in 6 months when it’s time for a new car.

Hypocrisy rant!

Feel better plz and thx!

Yes. And junior congresspeople are suppossd to spend a crapton of time on the phone fundraising. Its one of the downside to term limits, people who have been there a while don't have to do it as much and can actually do their jobs.

Hey Jezzies how are you all tonight?

“Sperm Deception” is the name of my new alt-alternative vibraphone band.

That we know of!

I don’t see a book thread yet, and was hoping someone could recommend a cozy mystery series they like.

Little known fact that the telescope was only invented because guys were also trying to jizz on the moon.

Come on, Jonas Salk didn’t dip his dick in the polio vaccine just to see what would happen. Show a little self control, my man.

Do you know what’s fun? Picking 12+ pounds of blueberries today from a local u-pick. Do you know what’s not fun? Hunching over my sink to process those berries. At least the hand pies, saft and/or cider, and me just shoveling them into my mouth will be tasty.

He did ten thousand things, and you’re shaming him for one.  You’re shaming him for one thing, that if it were the only thing he ever did, would still be ten thousand times more important than any thing you’ll ever do.

Yes.  The presidential campaign begins at the election of the president, literally.  Before Trump, we had Senators raising funds from the moment of their election, and that lasted 6 years.  This has been normal for a long time.  (“We have always been at war with Eastasia.”)

According to Gizmodo (I think), he didn’t ejaculate onto the slide, he collected it from his wife....

This headline is complete bullshit. He never “came on his microscope.” He extracted his semen from his wife’s vagina after sex and placed it on his microscope. GET IT RIGHT!!! It’s about ethics in sperm journalism...

But was it demon sperm?

Regardless of the outcome of this election: is campaigning for 4 years while you’re in office going to become the new norm?

“Shortly after inventing the microscope, he decided to use it to look at his cum.”

Harron, I look forward to reading your pieces and I enjoy your irreverent voice.

Of course it was the very first dude. Not even his protege, the very first guy with a microscope, and he tried to figure out how to apply it to sex.