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ASK FOR THE DRUGS!! YOU MUST HAVE THE DRUGS BEFORE THE COLONOSCOPY!!!

Hey TC! Sorry about your troubles. Thank goodness for the Qui therapy!

The colonoscopy is a breeze, because you will be twilighted. You'll remember nothing and have the most restful sleep you'll have ever have.

Hey ya’ll! (was trying to find a person waving but this showed up first and it was hypnotic) Happy Saturday night! Totally missed making Fuck It Friday but saw someone did so yay!!! I had to go in to Cleveland Clinic for some stomach pain issues I’ve been having (full on mask-wearing and forehead temp check before I

CONGRATULATIONS!!! That is huge!

Congrats! Wishing you all the best moving forward. 

I’m finishing two months in rehab for cocaine come monday! My whole perspective has changed so much on substance abuse while I’ve been here and I’m fortunate that I ended up in a treatment centre that is very progressive. For me the whole 12 steps, or disease model was very difficult to use as a solid glue in putting

LOVE that color on you. It’s amazing how much we’re all looking forward to really simple, basic shit. Retail is reopening here this week and I am so fucking thrilled to go...window shopping. It seems like the biggest luxury in the world.

Thank you! 

Argh that is so frustrating. I would love to hear what other people are doing with their precautions, because I feel like I am on the way-paranoid side of things. I haven’t been to a grocery store in over two months, while other people I know are having playdates, going on “social-distanced hikes” where they are

Lucky you! He was definitely special. 

The guy has been a constant ever since I’ve can remember watching TV and movies. He had such a varied career that really never waivered, and god what he did in those Guest mockumentaries! I cried real tears when I heard about his passing today... the guy was an institution. 

It’s infuriating the entitlement. Even the neighbor that’s been the most vigilant just had to go buy stuff for their garden and back patio.  I get people are bored but damn...

I was so sad to hear of his passing. I met him once and he was very nice. I loved everything he did onscreen.

Gorgeous hair, and gorgeous kitty.

It’s been very frustrating. Here they opened the parks two weeks ago and wagged fingers about “everyone had better be social distancing!” Today it’s full of people, only about half wearing masks, many not social distancing. People also tore down the tape that was blocking access to the fitness equipment and are using

You....you...you know what you are? Brilliant is what you are. Great suggestion and bow to the incomparable Willard. 

Sounds like a good week. BTW I LOVE the color !!!

About a month ago, The Bartender and I got super stoned on gummies and watched the Judi Dench version of Cats. Quarantine activities!

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Perhaps a better win-win suggestion for everyone: definitely donate money to The Actors Fund: COVID-19 Emergency Relief, and then re-watch Waiting for Guffman for the upteenth time. Goodbye Fred Willard :(