Yeah people shit on me yesterday for seeming concerned about the white collar workers instead of the union guys who are protected by contracts, but I fear you are absolutely right.

What is best for the shareholders it to run a profitable company, invest in the future, and thereby protect and grow shareholder value. Buybacks are sugar snacks and just mean the company leadership is out of ideas to invest in their own company. If they don’t get a bailout and share prices fall or get wiped out, did…

What I don’t get about the run on TP is that it’s really the thing that can most easily be done without if it really hits the fan. Toilet seat bidets can fill much of the gap and, honestly, you can always use wash cloths. It’s gross, but it’s not beyond what people have been doing with reusable diapers for ages.  

IKR? I watched people at Costco a couple of days ago with carts full to the brim with bottled water (I was dumb, I thought midday Wednesday would be a good day for a routine Costco errand.) FFS, water would be the last thing to stop functioning after the zombie apocalypse.

Extra note to those same panic buyers: STOP BUYING BABY WIPES IN PLACE OF TOILET PAPER!!

I mean really people should just be stocking up for a 2 weeks supply in case they need to self quarantine. Other than that wash your hands and don’t go to crowded events.

Neutral:

Oh good grief. Was that a British article? Of course her age has to do with bad lifestyle choices but his age is his hair and therefor not his fault at all. *eye roll*

Neutral: I browse for cars I can’t afford.

Right? Those wipes will be used as currency.

Now that the 80 year old’s been to Costco, he’s for sure signed his own death warrant. Smart way to go, let the last cough be wine stained.

Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizer Wipes.

Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizer Wipes.

Funny how when the price of oil goes up, the price at the pump goes up the same day (normally within hours), but when the price goes down, we get excuses like “we have to use the expensive stuff in the tanks first before we can lower the prices” followed by weeks of gouging because the gas stations think we don’t know…

One of my co-workers was at Costco yesterday and in front of him in line was a guy in his 80's with a cart filled to the brim with just ice cream and wine. He’s doing it right.

This is my official shoutout to anyone’s who’s sick with a cold right now and holed up in their home because you’re afraid to cough in public. I see yall! Also pollen season is starting a little early here in Georgia so we’ll have the usual allergy problems mixed in with Covid19 paranoia.

Train the cat. They can and should be trained. As you suggest, Heather, I played with my cat before bedtime every night when she was a kitten, tiring her out so she’d sleep. I ignored any attention she gave me overnight until she learned she wasn’t going to win. It worked. By the time she was an adult cat, she…