I use a broom to sweep off what the neighbors didn't get.

There is also the one song variant, :”I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus” 

I'm not seeing a place for the perky young "personal assistant" .

^^^ This, the only place I ever took my cats besides home was to the vet.

Once we all Jack-in and upload our consciousness we’ll only have to worry if the robots will maintain the ‘Net.

As long as the air conditioning works and it has power steering I’m good. Throw in a four speaker am/fm radio for road trips. Personally I have no need for navigation and if the cell phone is on in the car it is the person in the passenger seat using it. But I rarely make trips beyond home to work to errands to home.

Mine’s in the socket set in the tool tote in the bottom of my closet. Along with the pink “Ladies” tool set my ex gave me, a plug in electric drill of grandfather’s from the 60's that needs rewired,, and a collection of other things I’ve collected over the last 40 years.

I had just thought of doing this on my Explorer but making some kind of "banana hammock" to keep the coconuts from coming loose.

I prefer to buy good quality items that will last. I can spend $50 on a pair of yoga pants from Lane Bryant that last four or five years, or I can rebuy $10 Terra & Sky pants every season.

I want to be able to get cooled seats. When both the heat and humidity are trying for 110, I want something to keep from suffering swamp ass all summer.

Some of the best cars I’ve had for getting around in snow have been rear wheel drive. But then again I would “cheat” by leaving my Pinto in first gear and going up the hill at just above idle.

I want that wrap! Not so sure about the car under it yet.

I’m so sorry someone decided to criticize your decision. Having Ollie home is more important to you than delaying getting a cooker, so that makes it the right thing for you

Necco wafers are good for target practice.

This is what I don't understand. People seem to assume that you  won't be able to do anything while the car is charging. The one supercharger in my city of 80k that I know of is at a grocery store mall that also has a BBQ restraunt and several shops. 

So instead of getting a better used car I’m going to have to throw parts at keeping my ‘02 Explorer going for the next quarter million miles.

Is that supposed to be a rear window or a sun roof for the trunk?  I'm guessing all rear visibility will be through the backup camera.

I'd like to see it with the rest door open. Unless it takes half of the wheel well with it I can imagine fitting a human through that door. I could see it as a 2 door 2+2, or better for my use 2 door with back seat folded flat.

Unfortunately Missouri State law says cities cannot have higher minimum wages than the state minimum wage(heard plenty about it from the KC side).

Third gear: Are there any US domestic market cars currently built that don't have California emissions? This question came up after a conversation where someone said that automakers wouldn't build for two standards.