offmylawn
OffMyLawn
offmylawn

I like her. She scares me. I like her.

Ha! I sort of thought the opposite. I thought the first third was the best part/that it had so much potential. The end fell kinda flat to me.

OH MY GAWD

I can’t believe he used that verb to refer to an actual human, let alone one he met in person.

Unfortunately it’s an unavoidable byproduct of this story.

Bull. Fucking. Shit. She’s trying to tell us that she’s never had macaroni and cheese? PUH-LEASE.

ETA - Wow. Apparently I have strong feelings on this. Who knew??

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

How often is everyone washing their hair? I only wash mine once a week and even with sweaty workouts I don’t use dry shampoo more than twice in any week. And usually it’s just a sleep and blow dry out situation.

From birth to age 29, Chrissy Teigen had a “pre-baby body.” During the 40ish weeks she was pregnant with Luna (whom

you just try so hard...every day.

taco bowels

Psssst, Boosie: If something on tv can make you gay, it’s safe to say you were already there.

I’m going to say yes-in that it’s a narcotic. And drinking to excess isn’t advisable while breastfeeding either. People drinking responsibly are able to control their milk supply/safety but if someone was binge drinking on a regular basis while breast feeding-it would also be considered abusive and wildly

Hear me out on this; is this really worse than women that drink while breastfeeding? You drink, you wait, you pump and dump, you’re golden. She just misjudged her time frame in the extreme which is a shame. But if she’d done this with alcohol would it even be news? Also don’t fucking concern troll me, I’m not

You’re very much overthinking this greys/comments thing and my concern with what you all think of Beyonce. Someone probably accidentally unfollowed. Happens a lot. It has been fixed. It’s really not that serious guys. None of this is.

Be proud— Especially if it’s your first time seeing the video for why STANNING is called stanning. I’m mostly amazed Kara got it wrong. It’s not “super fan” it’s “stalker fan.”

Both my parents worked & I couldn’t wait for them to leave, especially in the summer

I do not buy the whole idea that when parents proudly make awful decisions that lead to their children’s deaths (like leaving loaded guns lying around, failing to get the child proper medical attention, etc.) the death should be the parents’ punishment. These parents neglected their child to the point that he died,

This woman is so badass.