Tennis player routinely go out for a sandwich in between serves.

Good thing his name isn’t Jerry Fuck.

and I think he can still play good tennis. Let’s face it, there are a lot of average players out there. Getting to the 4th round or quarters shouldn’t be a problem. We’ll see.

He just can’t face reality

Teens run away for a lot of reasons. Might have been serious abuse, might have been failing to buy her the latest iPhone. Probably somewhere in between. But she’s almost certainly better off there than in the hands of couple of pimps. And I think we can assume child services didn’t just drop her off at the curb and…

I’d say this story had a happy ending, but that may be in poor taste...

Because their owners aren’t morons and used the parking break. Seriously how hard is it to remember to pull the leaver or button?

Trump is a powerful man who is about to become even more powerful.

All this salt and for what, because someone is actually showing some sort of concern about the American middle class? You guys are fishing for reasons to be negative at this point.

yeah money just fell out of the sky in his yard......he also just became the most powerful man in the world because he is stupid.

“..North American Free Trade Agreement—a now 23-year-old deal that has allowed for tremendous auto plant growth in Mexico.”

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

Did you hear about the new car for chickens? Its called the Cikchevrol-a

Not very.

The only one I’ve got .... and I stole it from Car & Driver magazine a long (long ....) time ago:

C’mon dude, you and I both know he’s laughing this shit off with his homies, probably watching the tape with them and laughing, playing it in slo mo. Guys that fucking cold cock girls have zero fucking regard or remorse. This bullshit about her bringing it upon herself is comical. You’re telling me that a guy getting…

Wait, are you saying that fighting dogs is a worse crime than brutally physically assaulting a woman?

Too bad they didn’t pull an José Fernández

Because white people.

Yeah, I’d much rather be a black guy mean mugging for the camera while wearing boots on a fucking boat.