How about adding “YOU ARE” to the OVERHEIGHT sign. 

Agreed on all counts.

It’s so bad, which makes it so good.

Underworld series also?

Hunger Games doesn’t count as a female blockbuster in the last decade?

If you don’t star and upvote this post, you’re obviously a terrible person.

Or laying *wink*

Or laying *wink*

Are you related to Kevin Novak? ;)

@foxmaiden are you trolling fan boys? ;)

Impound the fucking cars. Diplomatic immunity does not protect vehicles. I’m sure someone will get in trouble for losing their daddy’s LaFerrari!

Medium sized birds don’t have explosive batteries or other electronic hazards in them

I work for one of these companies. When I started, they billed themselves as a marketing company. A year later, I’m still being carrot and sticked—making 50% less than what I normally make. The funny thing is, these guys are most likely in the US, and Americans. Sometimes they pretend to have poor grammar to make you…

I read that article yesterday and it’s utter crap.

Just steal Ikea pencils. ROI = regular sized pencils.

Well played.

Sounds just as horrible as Web TV.

I believe a shitload is equivalent to 1.2kg, as a shitton is 1200 kg.

half assing condoms and cigarettes, but the burger looks awesome. fucking game developers.

Is this a prediction of YouPorn?

Pretty sure #9. Agree with others that thing #9 is true, leaving other nine questions false, unless there's a trick I'm not seeing.