How about adding “YOU ARE” to the OVERHEIGHT sign. 

Or laying *wink*

Or laying *wink*

Impound the fucking cars. Diplomatic immunity does not protect vehicles. I’m sure someone will get in trouble for losing their daddy’s LaFerrari!

half assing condoms and cigarettes, but the burger looks awesome. fucking game developers.

That's not batshit crazy, but perhaps a level or two below it. Also Polish week.

Millennials are retarded.

I don't even want to comment anymore. That comment was the voice of god.

There definitely is an Oculus version and it's scary as hell.

I played this for Oculus at E3. OMG I SHIT MY PANTS.

Those kids are going to grow up to be so fucked up.

Add me back, Sam. I've had it for months but can't figure out how to add friends.

The third photo with the strange grid looks like tire tracks driven over numerous times... perhaps in a patrol or search grid.

"appropriate"

Facebook is awesomely beautiful. I agree. The new timeline is gorgeous. It is, however, utterly depressing since my fiancee just left me and I get to scroll through my life to see how much of a fuck up I was. Thanks Facebook.

I can't believe your friend actually bought/stole a Zune.

Wow, let me go ask 1995 if option + empty trash worked back then on a Mac. Yep. I'm glad you made the switch though, really!