I mean DUH. Did we really need to clarify this?

I read it like shade too.

It’s a super wide angle lens, beloved by skaters for eons as it captures a whole lot of action in one frame but the downside is distorts like a mofo, hence it’s nickname the fisheye lens. Chloe’s here might not be so extreme but it’s def under 35mm.

I think one of the worst things, one that pops up in my brain with some frequency is the time I saw a teenager eating from a take out container of spaghetti and meatballs then just chuck the half eaten thing into the aisle on the G train in Brooklyn, where it splattered all over. Obviously much more disturbing,…

I’m from NYC, I see you.

That is how literally no one does it. It’s an actual fucking cliche that people who say they are just waiting til they have enough money, their own home, are at the right step in their careers yadda yadda yadda are never going to be ready. And honestly? You shouldn’t have a kid, ever. You clearly have no clue. Enjoy…

Exactly! That little bitchy side comment is so dumb and sooo very Jezebel.

What’s your point? That I shouldn’t be bitching about handouts for anyone? Aha!

“the Biden administration has outlined several elements that officials say will ease the burden on unemployed and working women, including $3,000 in tax credits issued to families for each child, and a $40 billion investment in child care assistance, and an extension of unemployment benefits.” If you happen to be an…

The irony, in my life anyway, is it’s the dudes that always wanna talk about how they feel about shit, so that’s just inaccurate (surprise). My own feelings bore the hell out of me 5 minutes after I have felt and/or talked about them.

Oh my god, preach. Life is hard for everyone, full stop. Feelings get hurt, mistakes are made, damage is done. No we shouldn’t stop using our brains but ffs life would be really boring if we all knew what we were doing all the time wouldn’t it? There would be nothing to talk about. Except feelings, and talking about…

There is something seriously wrong with that picture. I can’t believe it’s real. The lighting is all kinds of crazy and everyone’s pasty white face looks pasted in.

I just assume they auto-power down when there isn’t a camera lens near.

Why did she sing with an accent?!? She looked and sounded like Joan Crawford. But as bad as she was I bow down before JLo who was apparently singing with a different orchestra. I have a tin ear like a can of beans but she was so off beat she was in another time zone. I get having Gaga there, she’s ridiculous but she…

I experienced such joy lately having glimpsed an article with the title (paraphrased): “Joe Biden’s Eleventy Trillion Dollar Plan to Fight Covid” and I was like ooh look a Plan! Someone has a plan! How novel! How fresh! This person cares! What a world.

All this handwringing over the Trumps’ not following protocol, attending the inauguration, Donald not writing the traditional letter (guffaw!) : really?? I cannot express how glad I am as a citizen that they will have nothing to do with anything; I can’t imagine what a relief it must be to the Bidens and every other…

Yes.

Comparing them to the Trumps is such a low bar I don’t even know what your point could be. They are ALL trash. 

You realize you just described Trump right? I finally FINALLY understand why evangelicals and other stupid people think he’s the new Jesus.

100% with you. Videos are annoying and demand all your attention. I’m busy.  Give me a fucken slideshow.