Thank you!! ;-))

I have no problem with this scenario. <Insert all the popcorn eating gifs>

This is dope and everything but I think the best example of graciously losing and conceding would be Hilary fucking Clinton (though I kinda wish she had thrown a tantrum and demanded recalls but she’s a way classier act then I).

A girlfriend of mine was touring with her band in 2007, pre-Obama, in the midwest and I recall her telling me that while there she literally could not find media sources that were not Fox and affiliates. There was virtually no NPR, CNN, BBC—no neutral verified sources of news easily accessed. That really resonated…

Ha the inauguration! Mark my words he won’t just not show up he will tweet incessantly, daily begging his mouthbreathers to show up in arms. Dude’s a coward and a shit loser.

Just a note: as far as I can tell Frump was never winning. At no point in the many newscasts I’ve been watching has he been over Biden in votes or electoral numbers. He was down in many states that were still counting on Tuesday when he first made the victory claim.

Not for nothing, all women are badass. But any scientist who holds this belief has never met a mom. Bitches are fierce when it comes to their kids.

The subject line really threw me too: because duh? Do historians really believe that prehistoric ladies just gave up and died if there wasn’t a man around? And not just to hunt but to kill in self defense. I mean it’s just so dumb.

But so did the witches! Cher’s speech telling him how gross he is is gold.

12 years ago my husband, who is rather unflappable and kind of fucking insane himself, came home really shaken. Apparently a lady had grabbed his arm on the street and started shaking him and screaming “where are my papers!? What did you do with my papers!?” Other people had to pry her off. Our neighborhood is famous…

20 years ago I accompanied my mom to a family reunion in West Virginia. I think it was her grandmother’s family. My mom was born in Harper’s Ferry but raised in Alexandria, Va, so you could definitely say she is much more city than country. Anyhoo being born and raised in a huge California city myself I was surprisingl…

Eric Trump also got on ABC News on Sunday morning to emphasize that his father “wants to get on the stage with his opponent.”

Dude thank you and damn you because I am now obsessed. That is one freaking great podcast!

A few years ago we were at the local library and I approached the counter to look at a book displayed and the fellow chatting with the librarians jumped a foot in the air when I approached and cried out “I thought you were a creature!”

I’m half Jewish, half Presbyterian and mostly Atheist but got sent to religious schools for the 2nd half of my adolescence for “reasons”. Anyhoo freshman year at my Catholic all-girls school I was persuaded to attend a “super cool christian camp! It’s so fun, barely religious at all!”by a few other girls.

That was a banner fucking year! I believe that year and the year after were just absolute gems and I still think of the “soft thing”, “the little girl in the bathroom”, the skeleton driving a car, the haunted 911 calls. I mean the list goes on and on. There were a couple freaky clown stories too! The quality has just…

Oops! Sorry for the blind assumption. Doesn’t matter your gender: that sounds terrifying and I like to think if I had been there I wouldn’t be a coward and back shamefully out the door.

BRAVO. Bra-fucking-vo.

My kid started in-person (responsibly socially distanced, partially remote) school this week and instead of doing the drillion things I need to having the house to myself for the first time since fookin March, I’ve just been refreshing this page all day....

The real creeps in your story were the jerks who ditched you! What kind of people just leave a mom and child to deal with someone like that?!