Your mom is AWESOME.

Tartt has an editor?!? I would never have known. Twice I’ve started her books and twice I have thrown them down in disgust at her inability to get to the point. I was probably 3/4 into the Secret History when I finally gave up. She’s tiresome and pretentious. A good writer who needs an editor. Any bloody editor please.

Lady Gaga did this in her Bad Romance video. Remember? They were force feeding her pretty pink cocktails? Doubt Jez gonna say a word about that.

disjointed histrionics from a bunch of other privileged white chicks who get off on their self-assigned gatekeeping duties and virtue-signalling.

This isn’t a moment, but a whole bunch of weekends. When we were little kids my sister and I did everything with our dad from Saturday morning to Sunday evening. He took us to plays, on road trips, non-local playgrounds, the swim club, museums, McDonald’s, as well as annual trips to Disneyland; anything interesting…

I call bullshit on all this.

A few years ago they seem to have discontinued their prepared frozen fish dishes (like seafood stuffed flounder, cue Homer drool) which was my #1 reason to deal with NYC’s branches. And now I also can’t find the frozen crab meat that I use every Thanksgiving in my stuffed mushroom recipe. Boo.

I’m completely shocked they gave her airtime at all or didn’t edit her tweets into some out of context mess that endorses statues of white supremacists. I come to Jezebel now strictly to see in what convoluted way they can show their asses these days.

Religious or not she serves the Republican goal of keeping voters dumb and scared. At this point they really have nothing else to run on: they certainly aren’t fiscally conservative, which I believe besides guns and Jesus was their last platform to run on. But they pretty much showed what a joke that is since they…

Ding Ding Ding! Also destroying meaningful education in history and science and especially critical thinking to keep the masses stupid and scared. I am not a conspiracy person but this has been organized religion’s recognized goal throughout human history so it’s not even a theory.

“modeling”

But do you know how?? 9/10 I want to just drop a gif or a video as a comment but I can’t figure out how. Sad.

I just really really want to post the Seinfeld clip here about the pony but in all my years I have never ever been able to figure out how to do that.

I think Jezebel only hires 6th graders now.

It’s typos-a go go too. 

edit: Popularity game, not population. Though in junior high not necessarily off base lol.

In 1985 my parents sent me to a Catholic school in 6th grade (we’re not Catholic at all and I am in fact half Jewish) and after years of public school it was a SHOCK. Many many things sucked but the population game was really shitty. Needless to say the girls were GIRLS and the boys were BOYS and everyone was super…

I’m so curious, how old was Lily? Did she have long red hair? The instant I started reading your post I thought instantly of a former roommate of mine in the Lower Haight. The timing might be off though that’s why I was wondering her age....

You are a tedious mansplainer. Good enough.

I’m complaining about men. Men like you.