I read a biography of MM when I was 11 or so, a REALLY long time ago, and one detail that always stayed with me was that she slathered her face with vaseline and the author noted that it promoted hair growth. I don’t know if either of these things is true but it does gel with the dry skin remark. Also, EW. 

Can I please tell you the number of potential photography clients who come to me and say my prices are too high then come back with shit photography that they got for free and need me to fix (as a retoucher) and I charge them triple and they pay for it? No I can’t cuz it’s happened so many fucking times.

This is proper shade. 

I’m pretty sure the commercial model releases she had to get to market her work so widely would cost major money.

That is exactly my point. When you ask Americans to put their money where their mouths are they go old white male every time.

It’s really just amazing to me that we went through a process where Liz was the legit front runner then it comes to voting and it’s Biden and now the same shitstains are like “what do we doooo?”. I hate humans. I really do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I honestly thought that graphic was for a different story about gay rights or something before I realized it was actually a state flag and that is amazing and kind of a self own, no?

I’m so fucking pissed. There are/were so many other excellent candidates and for some godawful reason (sexism, racism) we got this guy who if he didn’t actually assault Reade is so problematic on women’s issues that it’s never even been questioned. Why are we wringing our hands having to choose between these 2 creepy…

It’s fucking depressing isn’t it? 

There is also a MASSIVE lack of critical thinking going back it would seem decades. I have friends reading even liberal and neutral news sites who don’t think twice about what they read, just regurgitate it. 

Please don’t compare Boy George to this generic asshole. It demeans us all.

Yes except for the music, videos and dope style. Especially dope style. Kanye is a joke, but that’s my opinion, obvs.

I love her music and her videos and her super dope style but she has a long history of talking out of her ass, being called out on it then doubling down on/defending said ass talkery by playing victim. She’s a pill.

I’m with you on this. I’ve been listening to interviews with Blanchette and the other actors and director etc. and I get so riled up and pissed off at what a fucking hypocrite this bitch was. I’m glad that what looks like a well-produced beautifully cast story is being told I just don’t know if I personally have the…

Since we are in the midst of utterly unprecedented modern times wouldn’t it be cool if Elizabeth Warren could un-suspend her campaign and shut every fucking bro out there down? Just a thought. 

Thanksgiving 2019 Cub Scouts potluck and if there is anyone here reading this from the group this will dox me but fuck it: I decided to try a new recipe off the internet of turnip (turnip!) and potato gratin. As I was preparing it it looked disgusting. We were 20 minutes late because the stupid dish wouldn’t brown in…

I just told this story to my friend yesterday, to prove there is no such thing as too much garlic:I was preparing a shrimp recipe for a grill party and misread a recipe for 6 cloves of garlic into 6 HEADS of garlic. Midway through my epic smashing, eyes burning, garlic is literally on my ceiling, I realize my mistake.…

So she’s not supposed to get a test she has access to because she’s rich and famous? You realize that this disease is extremely contagious and deadly no matter what your bank balance is? Your post is petty and unhelpful.

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