I mean I think there is definitely a book (with illustrations) to be made from the annual Jezebel spooky story contest. You gotta go back though to the earlier years that had way more ghostly content. But I for sure would buy that book.

are you going back to past years? 

It’s been like that the last few years. I mean they are real and very scary but I wish we had more properly spooky stories. There were a couple years back there (2012? 2013? earlier?) that were chockful of hair raisers including Look At Me, Blue Truck, the girl in the bathroom, the trailer home caller....see they were…

This was cute and clever—feels like an old school Twilight Zone tale but of course with the Large Marge references. 

What is nuts is this is not the first haunted balloon story I have heard! A fellow I worked with last year told me about his first wife’s death, which though he’s since remarried, was clearly not something that anyone got over and she was very deeply loved. I can’t remember all the details but basically there was a…

i gotta tell you, all i see a penis.

I remember when you posted this before. Might not be a ghost story but totally haunting.

it’s AGGRESSIVE. Honestly I think this room hates me. 

Could someone please post the Simpsons clip of Skinner walking away from the bordello just getting directions away from there? I don’t  know how.

Yeah I guess they are just hoping lightning strikes again. Hell no one thought he’d win the first time around, why not go all in.

I posted the below on another article but am hopelessly bogged in the greys.

Wait I am pretty sure he is legally beholden to hold a trial. He even said that: he HAS to put on a trial but there are no laws how long or in depth that trial would be. Meaning it will be a total sham.

I’m sure she is but I doubt taller than 5'9". I am NOT gonna taint my google search history by looking her up. If you consider he is wearing heels which I absolutely believe he does, as does she, he’s not more than 5'11 in bare feet. Maybe even shorter as there are numerous photos of him with other men who are…

There was a photo recently of hin and Melania standing next to each other and he barely topped her. They were standing on grass so even if she was wearing insane heels he can’t be more than 2 or 3 inches taller then she.

I’ve been wondering why the Rethuglicans haven’t thrown their weight behind Pence and ankled the orange fatso. I mean his most recent crime is really pretty blatant. I realize Trump is lightning in a bottle but is Pence that unpopular? He’s totally controllable and has actual Evangelical bonafides. Trump’s given them…

He’s afraid of Trump. Deathly afraid. Such a wimp.

Welcome to Jezebel.

Don’t forget the profound stupidity and incompetence endemic to the bulk of this particular voting bloc and it’s representatives.

First off I hate pranks but my god a few of these had me chortling maniacally.

So I did just get fillers to remove my “resting bitch face” also known as sinking jowls in my 40's because I kept getting gross festering sores in the cracks of my lips from saliva/bacteria collecting under the flaps of the skin. Fun Fact!