yeah this is typical jezebel assholery. you’re only sincere if you’re broke? gimmee a fucking break and mazel tov to banksy. 

Oh we call those playsuits. Got it. Carry on.

This is driving me nuts: what is a MINI jumpsuit?

oy vey. i mean i partied like it was 1999 way past its expiration date. there are so many but here’s a good anecdote: i had a fantastic falling down bungalow in Alphabet City in the early 2000's. we had a private garden that would make you plotz. we had epic fucking parties all the damn year. at one of them at one…

That’s the really scary part of all this!

Are you stupid?

Me too. And half the time I can’t log into kinja  anyway. Boo.

Omg that story is fucking foul. that poor girl, reaching out her whole life and being gaslighted by every responsible adult in her life. And assholes question why women don’t report. Garbage people.

Did you read the linked article? It didn’t line up with Jezebel’s reporting even a little bit. Nothing to do with anyone’s opinion on whether did it or not (he did imo) it’s  fucking stupid Jezebel nonsense.

Yeah I didn’t get this at all. The article simply doesn’t support the Jezebel headline. Wtf?

Oops wrong commenter sorry!

How the hell did Bella Hadid tower over anyone? She’s hella short (for runway). Her own sister is several inches taller.

It’s a book about this presidency and it’s White House, not Rob Porter. Duh.

If she gets caught with a blueberry bagel she loses my vote.

I know, oops! I’m actually a pretty big Lauren Hutton fan but I did not know this! Color me corrected.

Um wrong Hutton...

Welcome to Jezebel where you just can’t ever be woke enough. Do better! (Gag)

It’s really complicated isn’t it? My mom had me at 39, my sister at 40. My parents have always been older then my friends’ grandparents! They’re also wiser and mature and have their shit together but it’s rough watching them age. And guess what I had my son at 39! I just wasn’t emotionally ready before so here goes…