Sometimes things can't get done b/c all parties don't want it to.

This is some Clockwork Orange level shit.

Jeb Bush is GOB???

Seriously, Sean Penn is the worst.

SEAN PENN WHAT THE FUCK.

I didn't realize the instagram video looped and thought Rhi was just very seriously blowing out trick candles over and over.

I know a million people have already said this but: say something. Say something now. My mom is part of a similar group of four friends, but her "A" had a kid much later than the rest of them, and then proceeded to bring her daughter to every girls' night until she was FIFTEEN. I am not exaggerating. Fifteen.

i so did this, but my big thing was vehicles. i cried buckets any time one of my parents got a new car. now i've been driving the same car since i was 15 (12 years, only car i've ever owned), i'm about to get a new one, and i am already devastated. and i, too, have raging uncontrolled anxiety.

gotta say, love that this article has produced the most action this dude's twitter feed has seen in ages.

i feel caught between feeling really sad for her (maybe she does believe she's fat), and wanting to shake her and scream, 'there are real problems in the world, you wretched woman!'

haha, for real. i usually find out about the party at the same time as the person being surprised.

god dammit, the first time in the history of ever i've been on the pissing contest before there were 18 million comments and I AM THE WORST LIAR ON THE PLANET.

yessss. it is so horrible when you realize you have to slow down or look like a crazed wildebeest HALFWAY THROUGH THE MEAL. i feel so twitchy and distracted, forcing myself to eat... so... slowly...

wow, that's very cool! also intimidating, but sounds like they have things well organized.

this is so cool! congrats and have fun.

imma let you finish, malia, but zoey barltet was the greatest college-attending first daughter of ever.

noooo.

late 90s = more diverse than mid-teens

+1,000,000 on the second paragraph. please, mark?

crying with laughter.