based on what? The claims of his ex-wife that haven't been proven or verified?

rash decision that no one will remember or give two fucks about in 24 hours.

Shamrock between yr legs?

It's wokeness all the way down

I am a material girl. Or boy.

Learn to swim

Fuck off

judging by the header photo, that dude's craiglist post was answered.

the news cycle, or attempting to put your own penis in your mouth?

rats, sinking ship, etc.

and then Danny fuckin' eats me!

definitely, definitely 9 billion midichlorians. definitely 9 billion, yeah. definitely 9 billion.

my dad's from Berwick, PA, and there's a bakery there that makes pizza using american cheese slices and that has sounded so wrong to me for my entire conscious life that I've been aware of it.

that's what sicilian-style pizza is.

dude has some balls talking about monuments and beauty seeing as how he's actively trying to open up national parks and monuments to energy development.

the style of pizza named after grandmas would like a word…

Maybe watching Hogan's Heroes and rooting for the Germans?

I'm aware of Germany's long-standing ban on the use of Nazi imagery and symbols but I'm not educated on how that law is received by your average german or what the net social effect has been, positive or negative. Seems like a good case study.

fuck around get sprayed with lysol

Have a good nap, Martin. Protect ya neck.