TJ O' Pootertoot's or gtfo.

Chorizo! Sweet Nuthin'

All I got this week is kale and beets!

Anthony "Tony The Scar" Scaramucci, AKA The Big Moochie AKA Scary Tony Moose

ha, nope. My wife felt that the sound of gunshots was not acceptable for a wedding reception.

I'll give you $20.

that's what we did, although there was a lengthy argument in the car at one point about whether or not to keep MIA's "Paper Planes" in the playlist.

The Billy Joel song? Or The Dells?

Also Ginuwine's "The Pony." Proceed with the father-daughter dance.

banned by who? the dj's? The wedding couple? Also, the size of that sample set is questionable.

who is this "we" you're referring to?

that's some terrible Internet 2017 logic right there.

Peyay heem. Peyay det myan hees moh-knee.

is there any good, recent bio/interview with Stan Lee that describes how he's living these days with Marvel looming so large over pop culture? I'm very curious what life is like for him.

Who is the audience for this shit?

Hey! Its-ah me, de Bat-ah Man! We's ah gonna fight-ah so much-ah crime, you-sah gonna luff it!

it's actually art from the X-Men trading cards from the '90s. Apparently re-using that series' artwork for alternate covers is a thing right now?

Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.

looking at another human being doesn't make you a creep. glancing at a teenage girl at the mall doesn't make you a creep. making advances, cat-calling etc, is where things get creepy.

cluck means cluck!