You dont, but you cant be naive and think that all the negative people will keep quiet and only the positive vibes will come through. Its the internet.

hey Kinjah, any Amazon deals on Anker bullshit detectors today?

man i don't condone people shitting on Oswalt's happiness, or anyone else's, but my first response to that widower's defense is:

puffy raver vest/bun

My mom tried to rewind the first DVD she ever owned. She literally sat there holding the << button on the remote and watched an entire movie scroll by in reverse.

Did his edit of 2001 ever resurface? Never did get to watch it.

i felt like i already knew what was around every corner.

i will be in a movie with Emma Stone for free. call me, Hollywood.

and that is why you don't make the jerk-off motion with both arms at the same time.

it's like praising your kid for doing something that they're supposed to do as a matter of course.

Chocolate Starfish and the Shitty Vegan Restaurant

Electric tie rack it's so nice
Moves the ties from side to side
Electric tie rack, baby loves it,
Racking up electric tiieeeeess…

wow, very interesting. I see you stepping up your game, AV Club. kudos.

Hey everyone who sees the newest comments first: Don't bother watching that lame ass clip video if you scrolled down here first. Just go watch this incredible documentary about The Rock-A-Fire Explosion instead! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

it's Ira and The Douche

I know they're lifeless automatons, but programming them to mime "The Final Countdown" is just cruel for everyone/thing involved.

The narrator at the start says that by 1992 all Showbiz Pizza's became Chuck E. Cheese's-s. Is that true? The Showbiz Pizza I went to as a kid became Major Magic's for awhile before going out of business, and was never a Chuck E. Cheese's.

yes

It might be, in fact the place I mentioned is Rosa Rosa Pizzeria on the outskirts of Lancaster, near Franklin and Marshall. They had a fire there this year, I think.

Thats not too weird, there's a place near me in PA that makes a spaghetti pizza that's pretty popular. No idea if the spaghet is from a can, tho.