the artificial demand specialists at Mondo

man, those new voices for the bots are awful.

is you is or is you ain't gonna eat this here fo-cash-yah??

macaroni-and-cheese-stuffed-bacon-wrapped focaccia bites, next on Ellen!

whoomp there it is!

Between Two Shrubs with Sean Galifianakis

Univision be cracking dat whip

I just want them to use Alien: Salvation as the basis for a film.

guh?

ze reboots, zey do nuthink!

eh Tambor's misguided with that loyalty stuff. Just because del Toro put his hands on the property at some point doesn't mean no one else can have a go. And didn't he pass on Hellboy 3 anyway or say "not happening" at some point?

This tall drink of cocksucker is dead :(

We'll watch Taxi Cab Confessions!

my wife gets annoyed when my daughter watches me play Battlefield 1, and I always point out that if I were an elf killing orcs (She's a big LOTR fan) she wouldn't have a problem with it.

I pick at a local goodwill outlet, and no one touches sports video games when they show up. Doesn't matter how new they are or what system. As soon as they're released their re-sale value is 0.

Idiot.

Donwood did some amazing art for Radiohead during that era. The cover art for all of the import singles from OK Computer are uniformly awesome.

"France" is just the name of her bong.

Taking a page out of Jon Stewart's Daily Show playbook. They were masterful at quoting someone and then assembling a clip reel of that same person contradicting themselves.

i like how her eyelids are completely independent from each other.