We got older, they stayed the same age.

it's ELO.

was that the bit with the wallpaper strips moving? I always think of that when this show gets mentioned.

he was wrong, it's an up-tempo number!

You get to choose between "Gila Monsters Meet You at the Airport" and "Miss Nelson is Missing."

but now i know you don't mean any of it. you just save it all for your songs.

atta' baby!

shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight

that's awesome.

poop huh? I always thought it was obvious that it was about big butts bouncing.

the BEST butts, believe me.

I mean, a former elected official getting paid big money to give a speech is far from unusual. The involvement of Cantor Fitzgerald is interesting, but the guardian article seems to imply that Obama will stop being critical of the financial sector because he's getting paid that $400K, and there's no proof of that. He…

except all the chips are shaped like dodecahedrons

hey, my Crunchwrap MP3 Supreme is playing "Tres Delinquentes" inside my intestines!

we're all about "coulda", not "shoulda"

someone's been listening to Werewolves and Lollipops on their morning commute to Frito-Lay HQ.

Who are the fucking ad wizards who came up with that shit? Unbelievable.

finally, an egg for MY generation!

Just slap those dang Nozzie hunks on their rumps and steal their broots, ya dingus!

i don't believe for a second that "dead Jews" is what every living and dead Palestinian man, woman, and child has ever wanted. I imagine some of them didn't want to see their family homes bulldozed to the ground, or a security fence to be erected that cuts them off from their farm or orchard.