never to early to learn about gloryholes, like my pappy used to say.

yeah that was what I was thinking of! In my mind the monkey in the foreground was completely missing.

If you removed the plastic tray insert of Weezer's Pinkerton, there was a map illustration on the inside of the tray card. That was back when it came out, I'd assume it's still the case.

depends. do you keep your house warm with raydiators?

man i can't wait for Rampage to turn up at the thrift store.

how could you live with yourself?!

just give the big monkey a bananer, ya dingus!

three cheers for john c. reilly and ginormous water buffalo.

zing!

If yr talking about the directors cut, you are right. If yr talking the original, you are totally wrong.

Troy Duffy

I imagine Seth Rogen and James Franco are way ahead of you. WAY ahead of you.

acting!

The first beer I ever had was Honey Brown. A bunch of us kids from around the neighnorhood helped a guy clean out his house, and he left a few sixers for us behind his basement screendoor. I remember liking it.

I was not a big beer drinker in college. But one time, I used a 40oz Schlitz Bull Ice to play a round of beer pong with my roommates, and regained consciousness at 3AM to find myself across the hall in my roommate's bedroom, urinating all over his computer keyboard.

Best beer logo/mascot ever

National Bohemian has the best logo, but yeah all budget beers and all of the beers mentioned in this article are fucking terrible.

And besides, could tens of millions of Americans be wrong?

post-Halloween discount on fake beards at Spirit Halloween Superstore

with great power, etc etc.