beyond sad, and fucked up.

well gee, this is none of my fucking business.

The A.V. Club

My now 9-year-old daughter loved the Smile books, so I'm definitely buying this for her.

We watched Seeking A Friend For The End of The World on Netflix the other night. meh. Anyway, he has a tiny bit part as a waiter and that was a highlight for me. Same thing with Our Idiot Brother.

Yep, you guessed it…ah, fuck it.

Condiments Week.

Throwing in that commercial at least paid lipservice to that pesky A.V. part.

Rocket Sauce!

https://stadiummustard.com/

damn Maggi that was a pretty good commercial.

This is the first time this column has tempted me. Damn you, sponsored content!

Dec. 6, boxset, religious holidays revolving around gift-giving, etc.

We don't just sweep our Thunderdomes under the rug around here. We DEAL with them.

are you guys even trying to make any money with this?

Remember that time Brother Bear and his friends wouldn't let Sister Bear sing along to "Rocky Raccon"?

baby, rich man, etc.

112 air conditioners fall through the ceiling at the same time.

That and I would think they target-marketed Dr. Oz and knew that appearance on this show would reach the maximum audience primed (or ready to be convinced to be primed) to vote for this assclown.

Jimmy Crack Corn continues to evade the authorities.