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There are a shocking number of adults who think, "I was just joking around" is an excuse for abuse.

If deception is critical in pulling off the thing, it’s probably a shitty thing.

Unbelievably fucked up for the tone of this article to be “well, he’s worked for Johnny Knoxville and Eric Andre, he should expect to be physically assaulted at random times.”

Holy fuck. Just because groping is really common where you’re from doesn’t mean it’s okay. It means where you’re from is fucked up.

The secret is to go to the theater bathroom during it, and imagine you’re finally getting the credit you deserve for taking really good dumps.

He’s Australian. We have pretty good bullshit-o-meters for this sort of thing.

I always assumed it was just an excuse to make fun of Avril Lavigne on the internet.

I thought it was because she looks about ten years older than she did ten years ago.

I dunno who this “Shakespeare” clown is, but he’ll never catch on!

I mean, aside from the very article to which you take exception, I’ve already provided a link, which you’ve ignored: https://www.englishgratis.com/1/wikibooks/english/singularthey.htm

https://www.englishgratis.com/1/wikibooks/english/singularthey.htm

“Brutal to have to read an article referring to one person as ‘they’ multiple times.”

Yeah that must be so brutal for you. You gonna be okay?

I feel so bad for Charlyne Yi. She seems to get abused on every project she works on.

He’ll always be Luigi Mario to me.

Last 3 minutes of the last episode, Rosanne wakes up in Bed with Dan and says you won’t believe the nightmare I just had .

You know, good for him. 

I finally read about Seinfeld ‘dating’ a 17-year-old when he was 39. Overall, I thought he was f-ing disgusting! I appreciated the early-1990's press doing its best to avoid obvious terms like ‘predator’, and ‘pervert’, and ‘gross’, but what else are you going to expect? Journalism?!!! Ha ha. J/k.

Honestly, as someone who has been watching since the Tom Baker days, the show’s writing has been pretty sub-par since around the time they thought “sonic sunglasses” would be a good idea. The Chris Chibnall era was pretty dismal. The cast was fantastic, but the stories were...not. I was hoping the return of RTD would

That’s what I’ve been afraid of. My hopes for the season are that the stories will be logical, don’t rely on the sonic screwdriver, no last minute solution pulled out of nowhere, maybe one of the stories set on earth doesn’t involve yet another alien (a pure historical is too much to hope for but maybe just a mad