There already was a Sexy Teen Drama Shaggy; his name was Xander.

Boy, I really go back and forth on this one.

Even with appropriately diminished expectations, I would definitely enjoy seeing a new Tron movie in theaters.

On the other hand, if Jared Leto is going to be on screen more or less all the time, I really don’t think I’ll want to reward that. Could they CGI him to look like…

Sexy Teen Drama Shaggy: “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m scared. I’m a scaredy-cat. I’m not brave. And I don’t want to be brave. Have you ever seen me without this scared talking dog?”

To be fair, Wednesday was the show I did hate for not getting the point of the IP. Mostly because The Addams Family always had something resembling a theme of cultural acceptance and family values that the show ignored, while Scooby Doo was always “a group of kids solve mysteries and get involved in shenanigans” and…

It’s both disappointing and unsurprising that Shore still has the same vocabulary and delivery that he did in his “heyday.”

If I want a diverse and vulgar queer teen romance / comedy with selfish and violent characters who learn to be slightly less selfish I’ll just watch Bottoms again, because that movie was aiming for the exact same thing Velma was and actually nailed it.

All hail the new overlords, who didn’t make this a goddamn slideshow!

You know, politics being so boring that comedians just make boring jokes about it sounds nice.

I wonder if the people that were furious The Marvels’ opening was considered weak still come around these parts.

“Leonardo DiCaprio’s not gonna play you. Brad Pitt’s not gonna play you. I’m perfect.”

This guy is legit scary. He’s like that guy you accepted as a facebook friend because you have a mutual friend but then one day he goes apeshit in your DMs and you have to block him and hope he doesn’t find your address.

I would not watch a movie where Pauly Shore plays Richard Simmons, but I would watch a movie where Richard Simmons makes Pauly Shore cry.

I’m not gonna stand for this Clint Mansell (Pop Will Eat Itself) and every Darren Aronofsky score erasure, dammit.

It kinda depends on what you liked the most about the series.

“Hey, I *DANCED*! What more do you fuckin’ plebs want!?”

“I couldn’t gain perspective. I couldn’t do anything to make myself understand that it wasn’t personal…”

I think what your examples tell you is that it’s lunch time.

Has she tried being a nice person?

Incorrect. “I so DESPERATELY WANT someone to call me a Nazi in the comments that I’m foaming and seething from both ends.”

Nazi!