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Donny is also genuinely concerned about Martha’s mental health. She doesn’t get a heartfelt episode dedicated to her psyche, but Gunning’s breathtaking performance fleshes it out anyway. Gunning leaves you gasping with fear yet invokes a disconcerting sensitivity to Martha’s plight.

Maybe they’ll finally achieve reunification and rename it Cluedo in the US and Canada, the same as the rest of the world.

Jared Leto: “Professor! I accidentally ate my mouse.”

Nah, they should have had her shit in a box. 

This may sound cool until you find out that most record presses are running on months-long delays because they’re choked with gimmick releases like this.

To test her chemistry as Catwoman they should have made her fight with the actors they were considering as Batman 

“You have twenty minutes to dissolve this live mouse in acid."

I couldnt have kids so I don’t have the experience, but 12 year old me would have been horrified. I, myself, didn’t know what pegging was until I started reading Jezebel 10 years ago (I’m GenX, female and sort of sheltered that way). Not my thing but I don’t judge.

Assistant TO the Regional Spanfeller.

I agree with Jerry, I miss when movies weren’t just a snickered reference between friends. I miss big movies and shows everyone knew. Not “everyone” meaning all my likeminded friends but everyone meaning everyone from the 16 year old at the checkout stand to the guy in the Trump hat in Missouri to the curious artsy

Am I in the minority that Seinfeld is a supremely irritating presence? A guy who seems so above everything, and comes across so humorless for a comic. If you thought I was hesitant to see a film based on Barbie, imagine how I feel about a Netflix-only film about one of the shittiest breakfast foods ever created.

It used to be that parents told kids about pegging. Now the schools teach it, or worse they hear about it in the schoolyard.

I guess I finally need to fire up the first two on Disney+.

Lionsgate’s excuse is that they didn’t give residuals because they thought all three died at the end of the first movie.

*Never Go It Alone achievement unlocked*

This is always the explanation for the vaults in the games.  Vault-Tec was really good at putting the right (wrong?) people in charge to make sure their experiments got as far as they could before going off the rails (which some were absolutely intended to do).

Lee Moldaver just needs to pretend to be the actual Overseer in the messages. It’s just text, so they don’t really know who they are talking to. That’s how Norm got in to Vault 31.

These reviews are great and very appreciated. I miss the time when AV Club reviewed more shows.

Because sometimes people as old as Cleese forget that political correctness is called ‘woke’ or ‘cancelled’ now.

Best reaction from a friend: “I tried playing. I went the wrong way and got killed by some giant bug before I even had a weapon. Like, five times. I can’t stop watching the show.”