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I hear each trailer can seat about 20.

One thing I still don’t understand is why Micheal Emerson’s character injected the macguffin into his head. Why not just hide it in your ass like a normal person smuggling something? We could have had a show where characters search for and then carry around a severed ass.

Considering it now. Will this show swing me one way or another?

It has nothing to do with everyone’s race and everything to do with the characters being intensely unlikable and unfunny. There were a couple good gags (the fog festival being the best), but everything it tried to do was done far better by the movie Bottoms, which is essentially just the second episode of Velma

Yeah, I’m glad I’m only two of those things.

I made it through 1.5 episodes. I think all the actual ideas and concepts for the show could work, it’s just the execution was not great.

Republicans are about ready nominate a rapist for president.

Definitely worth getting all snarky.
The A.V. Club

*from off-screen, a misshapen hand with eleven fingers gives Reese Witherspoon a bag with a dollar sign on it*

Oh, boy do I feel like a Dick!

Yeah, I don’t want to pile too hard on the guy because he seems like a decent dude, and if you asked any 62-year-old to give an off-the-cuff response on the kids these days, I doubt many of the answers you get would be brimming with insight.

Still, there is no way that millions of strangers being able to express their

“That guy was a Ninja Turtle the whole time?!”

Up your nose with a rubber hose, Elrond.

He is referring to the competitive world of the 1880's British Dancehall scene.

There were plenty of vapid one-hit wonders and temporary sensations that time forgot because they were ultimately forgettable.

Sofia Coppola with The Virgin Suicides.

Or Gilmore Girls.

Did cancer kill him? Did it really do it? It’s in talks to write a book about how it might have done it

Aw. Now he’ll never find the real killers.

Just terrible. My father died the same way