The show also seems to frequently take time off between seasons, so three seasons doesn’t really equate to three years anymore. I’m fine with it, would rather be left wanting more than grow tired of any Doctor/companion combo I was initially fond.

What? Ramsey was given all the best jokes in The Last of Us.

I’d just wait until the end of every school day, and summarise the day’s events in hip hop form. 

There was this one band that released a song this year whose punny name was a reference to both  Beat music, and The Crickets (Buddy Holly fucken slaps). Forget what they were actually called, but they definitely would’ve made the list.

Title text: A laptop battery contains roughly the stored energy of a hand grenade, and if shorted it... hey! You can’t arrest me if I prove your rules inconsistent!

Well, he wasn’t wearing pants last week.

The medical community is way too small for Doctor Howser to not have a passing familiarity with him at least.

They are in ‘24 and ‘25 respectively. Might have been in the past too, but I don’t want to stare too hard into the timestream.

DaXIVd TENant

I was really mad they made me openly weep about a character I started off despising for the  first few episodes.

Fuck your orange and vodka. Sonic martini, shaken, not stirred.

I was over him after about 30 seconds of that stupid fucking Victor Timely accent.

Not even the worst version of “Boots”. I know the phrase “featuring Nudge and Betty from Hey Dad!” doesn’t mean anything to most commenters... but this version features Nudge at Betty from Hey Dad!

If there’s no two-way toilets, then there’s no way back through the plumbing from the Mushroom Kingdom.  People need to be able to take some respite from Bowser’s bullshit.

Snakebird eggs. Panem is full of hybrid animals.

Touche

He used to DJ kinda regularly under the name “DJ Albo” and is known to have indie-leaning music tastes (Radio Birdman/Galaxie 500/Youth Group). So they’re probably more of his thing than a Marching Band.

*Shrugs* That just the way the news goes.

Aww man, this sucks. Dream a Little Dream is legit one of my favourite films.