As a multi-billionaire asshole, I found the series terrifying.

I’ll take Captain Lou’s slightly gruff take over the “Wahey, it’sa me” horseshit any day.

Kenneth, 30 Rock’s only page, had multiple jokes, and generally more than a minute of screen time per episode.

She’s got no legs.

We also have doctors here, so it all makes sense.

Spoilerz: Ain’t Groot

I, too, am a repulsive pile of garbage. Not threatening to sue or anything, just want it on the record.

Maybe he should’ve gone for the role of Roger Murdoch. Only real criteria for that was to not be Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and casting still managed to fuck it up.

Yo, riddle me this. What’s the difference between Sy Snootles, and a dude who breeds Purgil - those giant space mammals they were flying around in in Ahsoka last week?

It’s a show about a blind dude. Looking forward has never been the show’s thing.

I’m starting to think the the number of actual encounters comedians have had with legendary vaudeville troupe The Aristocrats is significantly exaggerated.

What about less tarkin, and more doin...villany. As demonstrated by his boss, the freaking Emperor.

“With all due respect Your Honor, I have been advised by one T, Mister ‘Don’t be a fool, stay in school’, and request that charges are dropped immediately”.

New season will be called Two Piece, and focus on swimwear.

Wrong Pulp video.

Apparently Hamil digs him so much that he tried to get him a secret cameo in a white uniform for a Stars War, but he was a little Short for a stormtrooper.

Chocolatier has bars. News at 11.

You did, I did, we all did. It was nuts.

2024 Superbowl, Justin Timberlake is gonna use a scalpel to help Janet Jackson model the bleeding edge of fashion.

TIL Dolly Parton has a 3 fingered claw for a right hand.